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Walking
to his computer desk, it was 3 AM. Manic Lightspeed was holding a can of
Vanilla Coke as he was sitting down in front of his PC, ready to watch
some hardcore.....Rockman.EXE. Yeah, Manic gotta get his Rockman. Anywho,
as he was doing so, he heard a gun click. Using his World War II - like
mind he thought "What the- Holy Fuzz, I'm GONNA DIE!" Pulling
out a blunt object what seems to resemble a baseball bat, he then pulls
off a a Solid Snake and sneaks into his room where the light seems to be
on. Turning around, ready to strike, about to scream "YEARGH! HAVE AT
IT AND LAY DOWN TO THY DAMNATION, SUCCUBUS!", apparently, he made a
mistake by clocking out....one Cream The Rabbit.
...oh, sheet...
Having her waking up on the couch next to some Green Tea, the young rabbit
rises up to see the anthro-cat's face. He sweet be-dazzled face then turns
serious, as she murmured something about one Amy Rose. Obviously, the
young cat put down his deuce and decided to talk to the young lapine.
Manic: OMFG! Yer frickin' Cream the Rabbit! Awesome! I mean, I only
get Capcom mascots in here, but this the first time a SEGA character
crashed at my place!
Cream: ::Sigh:: Thanks...::sniffle:: dude, this sucks...
Manic: Well, it's an honor to be with you...ok first thing first :
What's it like to work with THE Sonic the Hedgehog?
Cream: ::Sipping some Green Tea:: Oh, it's not that bad, really. I
hang out with them, Knuckles is a pretty cool skateboarder. Sometimes,
provided I do some work, Sonic buys me lunch. Secretly, I have a crush on
that Shadow guy, he's pretty sexy. But that weird guy Tails thinks I like
him or something...::shivers::
Manic: Wow, I see...ok now this cartoon, Sonic-X, is there any
behind-the-scene stuff you can tell me!
Cream: ::Putting the cold-pack on her head:: Well, they decided that
it would be a good idea to make the Sonic anime one of those "Kids
collecting monsters from another world" ordeal, Like Pokemon...
Manic: ...or Digimon?
Cream: Heck, even Rockman.EXE. Y'see, a recent TGS poll claims that
many Japanese kids would rather not see a game that takes straight off the
Dreamcast game. Sides, if that were the case, then how did Shadow come
back to life, hm?
Manic: ...Chaos Con--
Cream: DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!
Manic: Alright, my bad....sheesh...anywho, are there any problems with
working with Sonic and Co.?
Cream: ::Looks down on the ground:: ......no....
Manic: uh....well, I just realized, yer always happy in the pictures,
and yet...
Cream: JUST CRAM IT, OK?!
Manic: ...my gawd...O.O
Cream: ::Starts crying a bit:: I'm sorry, it's that....::sniff:: that
...that ho-beesh!
Manic: Beg yer pardon?
Cream: YOU KNOW! Amy Rose!
Manic: Ah, her..yeah she can get under yer skin pretty well!
Cream: Well, she disgusts me....
Manic: Really! Well tell me, what's it like working with her?
Cream: Ok, it's like this: she and I USED to be friends...used to
be....ok now when I was at Sonicteam, trying out for the new character position,
Dark-Lord Naka told me that I had all it took to be part of
"SonicLand" - I had the looks, the speed, heck, I was the cutest
one! So he said that I would replace Amy Rose in this game. Amy, who by
now was crying a bit, congratulated me on my victory and that we'd see
each other at the top. So basically, Yuji Uekawa (the new character
designer of the Sonic series since that bastitch, Naoto Oshimo, left
Sonicteam after the release of Sonic Adventure, just so he can make his
own team, Artoon which, IMHO, sucks eggs) Photoshopped a a pic featuring
Sonic the Hedgehog, my boy Knuckles the Echidna, Nerdluck, and of course,
yours truly.
Manic: Way ta..."rabbit-trail",
get it? LOL!
Cream: ...
Manic: My bad..::ahem::
anyways- wait! I thought Amy WAS in SA2 after all...
Cream: YEAH I KNOW!
Here's the story to that! After all the programming and crap was done, it
was time for the Easter eggs. They thought it would be cool if ALL the
current characters were in the game. They wanted to get Shadow, but he was
off, playing Dante's double in Devil
May Cry 2. Rouge was busy, apparently she was too busy celebrating Rockman's
15th birthday, though technically it's 16. So you-know-who thought she
had what it takes to be one of the fast-furres! How the heck does she get
spin-dash?! I talked to her about it and then she just started swearing at
me, complaining how I get a playable part the first day I worked here, and
she had to wait over 7 danged years! After the game was made, I gloated on
how cool I was! She then pants'd me, in front of everyone. I was so
embarrassed! I mean it already triggered Hentai pictures! I mean, WHAT THE
FUDGE?! The game wasn't even out in America, and already, there are
perverts wanting my legs! I'm SIX FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!
Manic: I see...(YOU
MEAN--THAT WAS HER?!)
Cream: So ever since
then, I want to kill her. She's a prima-donna who thinks she can get in
Sonic's pants, figuratively speaking. ::loads gun again:: I saw her
walking in this area, and well...I had to hunt her down....and kill
her....it's no fair, she gets a 3-D game and I don't.
Manic: Well, everyone had
to start off pixelated...I mean 'cept for Rouge and, of course, Shadow,
who was game designing at the time. Rumor has it he was responsible for
the crappy DragonBall GT game on Playstation. Just a rumor, though...
Cream: ::Blushes and
sighs:: Shadow....::Sniff and loads the gun:: This assassination to Amy
will be dedicated to Shadow! He'll love me forever for this!
Manic: That's sick dude...
Cream: ::Loads shotgun
and hops outta the couch:: Well, it's been nice chilling with you, Mr. Lightspeed.
Manic: ...how
polite...wow.
Cream: Tell me...have you
been eating yer Trix?
Manic: Well, of course! That
white rabbit gots-ta go.
Cream: Danged straight!
He's next, but first, some Amy blood on the ground would be nice.
Manic: Well, don't be a
stranger
Cream: yeah, you too. Be
sure to play Sonic Adventure DX! I heard Shadow's gonna be in it...
Manic:
Ummm....actually....no he's not....
Cream: WHAT?! But ain't
gonna be Sonic Adventure 3?
Manic: Again, no...it's
just the latest Sonicteam Gamecube port of the Best Sonic game ever.
Cream: ::Loads gun:: I
bet I know who's responsible for that too! ::Dashes out the door::
Seeing the rabbit dash off into the cold spring night, Manic bids
farewell to his new friend. Manic not only realizes that even the happiest
people have issues too, but that this is indeed the "Year of The
Hedgehog", great titles like "Sonic Pinball Party" and
"Sonic Adventure DX" will keep his Nintendo systems busy. Plus,
Manic knows that Sonic-X will be dubbed and premiered around the fall.
Also, off the topic of Sonic is that Trigun has finally reached the Adult
Swim. As he turns around to enter back into the house to watch Rockman
kick the crap outta Forte, he quickly turns around when he heard a gunshot
followed by a shrill "eek" echoed through the night. He smiled,
and proceeded back inside.
End.
I found this image on the Sonic CulT forum. I
obviously censored it, but
I wanna credit the person who made this cool edit. If you are the one
responsible for this
cool pic, email me so we
can buy you a pizza.
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